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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9562 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2511 |
Mines Excavated: | 3479 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.