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SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4861
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	798
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Angry, angry expression, angry face, angry look, emotion, Epic, Expression, facial expression, fierce, fierce demeanor, fierce expression, fierce stare, INTENSE, intense stare, Intimidating, intimidating demeanor, intimidating glare, intimidating look, intimidating presence, Minecraft, Osaka, Osakas, unironic, unironically intimidating

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4732

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

Crafty LOLz Server 😛

Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	90
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

Amber, Anon, caramel, Chestnut, Chocolate, cinnamon, eye color, eye color choices, eye color inquiry, eye color options, eye color possibilities, eye color question, eye color shades, eye color spectrum, eye color variations, eye shade, EYES, GOLD, Hazel, HazelGoldHoneyCraft, Honey, tawny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8685	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

PurrCraft: Meow <3

lt3, meow, PurrCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

16:10 resolutions, aspect ratio, Black, community feedback, compatibility, design, Development, Display, Frustration, Gaming, graphics, implementation, Optimization, PC Gaming, PixelatedPuzzles, programming, screen resolution, software, Support, Technology, user experience, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6963
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

1. Ancestor, ANCESTORS, ancestral history, ancestral lineage, ancestral roots, Ancestry, Craft, descendants, family heritage, family history, Family tree, forebears, forefathers, foremothers, Genealogy, heritage, lineage, olde, past generations, RELATIVES, Roots

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Creepers Chatroulette – Where the mobs are friendlier than strangers!

Boundaries, Chat, Chatroulette, consequences, CREEPERS, EMBARRASSMENT, Filipino girl, friendlier, jerk off, Live, mistake, mobs, Omegle, ONLINE, privacy, regret, risky behavior, self-control, shame, social media, stranger danger, strangers, temptation, video chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!

Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?

Come join us today and let the laughs begin!

ElfGains Minecraft Madness

animation, Beefy, character design, Characters, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfGains, Elfuda, first-time effort, fit, Good Job, HUGE, kuro, madness, Minecraft, new studio, Nice, Olga, plump, pv, studio debut, voice acting, VOICES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! You won’t find a more AWESOME place to craft, build, and survive than right here.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where Elfuda is not just nice and plump, but she’s also a master builder who can create the most incredible structures you’ve ever seen. Kuro isn’t just beefy, he’s also a PvP champion who will crush anyone who dares to challenge him. And Olga isn’t just huge, she’s also the queen of the server, ruling with an iron fist (and a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the voices of our players fit perfectly with their characters. It’s like we’re living in a real-life ANIME! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Polska Pals

Anime, Crafty, dziewczyny, EDYCJA, emocje, Japonia, K-On, komedia, kultura, muzyka, PALS, polska, przygoda, przyjaźń, przyjecie, radość, śpiew, świętowanie, szkoła, taniec, urodzinowa, Zabawa

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is like a party that never stops, just like a birthday celebration for the popular anime K-On!

Join us for some crazy adventures with your favorite K-On! characters as they build and explore the world of Minecraft. Imagine jamming out with Yui and the gang while building the most outrageous structures you can think of!

But that’s not all, we have insane mini-games and events that will keep you on your toes. From zombie survival challenges to parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness that is the urodzinowa edycja K-On! Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lazulight+ LOLz: Mine, Craft, Laugh! 🤣

3d, Craft, Elira Pendora, eRO, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky, Fujo, general, ghost, LAUGH, lazu, lazulight, lolz, Maid, metal gear, Mint Fantôme, Music, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar Dragon, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight+Fujo Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost MaidForever Home!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about battling dragons with Elira Pendora while riding a fish-shaped spaceship? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore haunted mansions with Finana Ryugu and uncover hidden treasures?

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with Mint Fantome to create the most magical kingdom in all of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the legendary Pomu Rainpuff (who may or may not have graduated, but we still love her)!

Plus, we have exclusive voicepacks, wallpapers, and more for you to enjoy! So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is so cool that even the Twitter gods are jealous? Don’t believe us? Check out our Twitter feeds and YouTube channels to see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!