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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	1072	Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dimension Hops:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Emeralds Found:	1176	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	2695
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4217	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	223
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1421	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

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