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FinnishFestMC Server

2024.., arrest, banned, Chaos, drug users, Epikset, finland, FinnishFestMC, Forbidden, Friday-Sunday, illegal, Kuusamo city, Lapland, law enforcement, music festival, north Finland, Police, Public Safety, Safety, Server, Verkkouutiset, weekend

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	150	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for the ultimate banned music festival experience! Just like Kuusamo city in north Finland, we promise a weekend filled with non-stop partying and chaos. Police may try to shut us down, but that just adds to the excitement! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual festival ever. Who knows, you might even run into some virtual drug users along the way! Join now before the fun gets shut down!

HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP

Abilities, accolades, Accomplished, Achievements, Awards, career, comparison, Competition, debate, holo big 3, holo members, HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP, influence, Milestones, Performance, Popularity, Ranking, recognition, Skills, success, talent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

We have a player who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, only to realize halfway through that they forgot to bring snacks. Another player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to tame a creeper as a pet – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

SisWeddingDramaLOL

Communication, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, estrangement, exclusion, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, mental health, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingDramaLOL, Therapy, trust issues, unresolved trauma, wedding events, wedding invitations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Imagine a wedding where you’re not invited because your sister thinks you’ve been lying since childhood. It’s like a plot twist straight out of a telenovela, but with more blocks and less makeup. Will you be able to navigate through family secrets and wedding drama like a pro builder in creative mode?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have a Minecraft server full of unexpected surprises? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding saga like no other. It’s time to craft your own story and show off your building skills while navigating through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. See you in the game, where every block tells a story!

Moo-tiful Adventures

Adventures, agriculture, animal, Beef, cow, dairy, decision, Farm, fortune, gift, jackpot, Livestock, Lottery, Moo, Mootiful, next move, opportunity, Prize, RESPONSIBILITY, Surprise, unexpected, winning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where winning a cow is just the beginning of your wild adventures! Join us and discover a world where cows rule the land and players must navigate through a maze of mooing madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, cows can talk! That’s right, you’ll be able to have deep conversations with your new bovine buddy and even team up with them to take on epic quests and challenges.

And if you ever get tired of your cow companion, don’t worry – you can always trade them in for a flying pig or a dancing llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see where your cow-winning journey takes you. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow whisperer and lead a revolution of moo-tastic proportions!

SpyCraftDownUnder

#youtube, Australian, Australian critics, BLOCK, Censorship, controversy, Espionage, freedom of speech, government forces, India, Indians, international relations, Investigates, Media, national broadcaster, nest of spies, Press, SpyCraftDownUnder, Surveillance, Targeting, Video

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Indians government is tryna shut it down cuz dey know we got da best players in town. dey call us a ‘nest of spies’ but really we just out here buildin epic castles and trollin each other. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft community ever. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s show da world why dis server is da bomb diggity.

Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

asteroid, asteroid collision, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid moon, asteroid research, asteroids, celestial bodies, dart, DARTcraft2022, Didymos, Dimorphos, Double Asteroid Redirection Test, NASA, planetary defence, scientific study, SMASHER, space exploration, space exploration mission, space mission, space technology, Space Travel, spacecraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Votes:	9719	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

SmithCraft

Anarchy, anarchy survival imagination alliances ruthlessness challenge danger freedom creativity adventure risk intensity unpredictability chaos cunning ruthless unrestricted lawless brutal exhilarating, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Towns Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

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PlatyMc

1.20, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Enjoyable, Friendly, Fun, gamemode, java, Join, Lag-free, Minecraft, Network, Platform, Platymc, Play, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, welcome

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	1412	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846

Welcome to Platymc! Platymc is a All Platform Minecraft server! Our server has the friendliest community in Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Survival gamemode ever.

We prioritize economy and we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers Can’t wait to play? Join play.platymc.fun now!

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Welcome to Capy World where the only whitelist you need is a love of capybaras and a questionable sense of humor!

Capy, capybaras, humor, love, Minecraft Server Java Plugins Discord Apply Whitelist Players Community Grow Small Girlys Join 18+ Apply Quick Respond Plugins SMP Semi-Vanilla, Questionable, sense, smp, Whitelist, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java
Plugins	Very few
Discord	Link in bio
Whitelist	Apply through Discord or PM
Player Requirements	18+ only

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply for the whitelist through the Discord link in the bio or by PMing the server owner.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.
What type of server is it?	The server is a Java server with very few plugins.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, the server owner is looking to grow the community and welcomes new players.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raiding, Resources, Savage Raiding, Server, Tournament, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret diamond mine that only spawns on Tuesdays at midnight.

Looking for a Free Company to join? We’ve got you covered with the “Creeper Crushers” where we specialize in blowing up everything in sight.

In-game events on our server are wild! Savage Raiding begins today, where you have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers while riding on the back of a dragon.

And don’t miss our meetups, like the upcoming Mahjong Lounge tournament where the prize is a real-life diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!