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assassins, assassins creed, confusion, creed, dialogue, DISAPPOINTING, disconnect, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gameplay experience, Hacker, Immersion, immersion breaking, interruption, Minecraft, modern day, narrative, Play, simulation, smp, Storyline, storytelling, unexpected, video game, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4598	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Votes:	7098
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!

Tulsa King Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Competition, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Gaming, King, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, role playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, Storyline, strategy, Tulsa, Tulsa King, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

EarthIL

Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom, Diverse, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Immersive, Magic, Minigames, PvP, Roleplay, simulation, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, World Map

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our server EarthIL Come find the best game experience in the country, the server is played on a map that is a 1:1 copy in a ratio of 1:750 of the whole world! (without artificially built buildings) You can visit anywhere you want to create cities with wizard friends With over 450 new spells to take over the whole world and be the richest or best in the server to go to war and so many more surprises, so what are you waiting for? Come and play with us!

129.159.145.37

RespawnCraft

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, Escape, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Immersive, multiplayer, Mystery, puzzle, RespawnCraft, role playing, RPG, simulation, Single player, strategy, Survival, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1168
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be stuck in the last game you played? Well, imagine waking up in a world made entirely out of blocks, where you can build anything your heart desires and battle creepy creatures at the same time. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where giant spiders lurk in the shadows and exploding green creatures chase after you. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will have your back as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether right in the middle of our spawn point, where you can battle fiery demons and collect valuable resources.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a baby pig, wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit of enchanted armor. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to defeating the Ender Dragon and becoming the ultimate ruler of this blocky universe.

DiskDripCraft

Advanced technology, Behavior, computational fluid dynamics, computational modeling, DiskDripCraft, Engineering, fluid dynamics, fluid flow, innovation, irregularities, Modeling, prediction, prediction modeling, research, rotating disk, Science, scientific discovery, scientist, simulation, SuperComputers, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Dragon Eggs Found:	1434

So, like, picture this: a mad scientist dude has gone and done some crazy stuff with a spinning disk in Minecraft. He’s like, “Yo, check out this fluid flow prediction thing I made without needing a supercomputer!” And we’re all like, “Whaaaat? That’s so wack, dude!”

Join our server and experience the mind-bending world of predicting fluid flow with small irregularities in Minecraft. It’s like, totally insane, bro. You’ll be blown away by the sheer genius of it all. Plus, there’s like, free cake for all new players. Who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

So come on down to our server and witness the wonders of science and Minecraft colliding in the most epic way possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4026	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

BlockyBonding

Adventure, BlockyBonding, Bonding, child, Communication, computer game, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, family time, Fun, Interactive, multiplayer, parenting, puzzle, screen time, simulation, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your child’s eyes pop out of their head with excitement? Look no further! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have blocks and creepers!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your child as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle against hordes of zombies together. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Will you and your child be the ones to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and create memories with your child that will last a lifetime. Trust us, your child will thank you for it (and maybe even let you have a turn at the controller)!

UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

aerospace, Air Force, aircraft, countermeasure, Decoy, Defense Show, Display, Exhibition, f-16, inflatable, innovation, Maneuver, Military, SECURITY, simulation, Surveillance, tactical, Technology, Training, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with an inflatable Ukrainian F-16 decoy?! Yeah, neither have we, but on this server, it’s a thing! Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds and out of nowhere, BAM! A giant inflatable plane pops up next to you. It’s like a party every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crops Grown:	2873	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

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SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	9485

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	5060
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	8223
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	977
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Items Found:	6141

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄