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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 355 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!