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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5035 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1861 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?
