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PutinCraft2021

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1w42.vanillaboxmc.ru

Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	715
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	914	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2815	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	7192
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!