simstok Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	701	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2541
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9884
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	115

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!