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EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9563	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Ores Mined:	1014	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.

Advanced Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a brainiac in a world full of dum-dums? Do you crave mindless entertainment to escape the complexities of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your advanced thoughts at the door, because here we only speak in emojis and memes. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time without having to think too hard.

So why waste your time trying to keep up with the complexities of life when you can join us and embrace the simple joys of building, exploring, and trolling your friends? Come on, let your brain take a vacation and join our server today!

Ladesh Minecraft SMP: Who Is Ladesh? And Why Are We Going To Bang…

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6909
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including banging players like Ladesh! Who is Ladesh, you ask? Well, let me tell you, he’s the most sought-after player on the server because he’s got all the diamonds and knows all the secret recipes for the best potions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, he’ll give you the key to his diamond vault. So, come join us and see if you have what it takes to bang Ladesh and claim your riches!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRU.SKYBARS.ME

Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	1654	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!

The TsunX Minecraft SMP – Tsunderia Extended

Accursed king of the rrats, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, Beloved tomboyish firestarter, breadcrumb-sized braincell, brotuber denied his bants, Burning down the house Edition, certified retro hag, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Embodiment of chaos, EtudePillowDear, extended, Fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, Former Tsunderia Members, Freaky deaky beertuber, Frenemy of the thread, Giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, Golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, invader of Phase Connect, Itsy bitsy spider mom, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, music dork, music nerd, Muu Muyu, new girlfriend, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Scuffed dream eater, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, smp, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Sweetest person alive, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, tsunderia, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, World’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	491424	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than our Burning Down the House Edition! Join us for a wild ride with former Tsunderia members like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. But that’s not all – we’ve got Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – take your pick), and Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that can’t be tamed.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive and recovering menhera, or Kirihime Ria, the accursed king of the rrats? And let’s not forget Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, or Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane shenanigans with Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, and Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo. Plus, you won’t want to miss out on the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, Tsurugi Nen, or the itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, Amiya Aranha.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Maria Paradisia, the spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin. And let’s not forget Juri Shima, the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of Shima Kingdom.

Join us and our friends Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, and Phase Connect for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and let’s burn down the house together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos #BurningDownTheHouseEdition 🔥🏠🎮

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2305	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7786	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

2. Our PvP battles are not your average sword-swinging fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with laser guns and rocket launchers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Need resources? No problem! Just visit our magical resource island where trees grow emeralds, diamonds rain from the sky, and you can mine for gold by tickling a friendly enderman.

4. Looking to build the ultimate base? How about a floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and guarded by an army of flying pigs? Only on our server, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Remember, you laugh, you lose!

KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE 2 OFFICIAL PC REQUIREMENTS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8470	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2053
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are our dance partners. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championship. That’s right, we ride chickens into battle and see who can knock the other player off their feathered steed first. It’s intense, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a taste for fine dining and will only be defeated if you can cook him a gourmet meal. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the recipe book.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocktopia – Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for less when you can join the elite club of indie vtubers who are killing it in the streaming world?

We don’t care about corporate shills here, we only want the true independent talents who are not defined by some big corporation telling them what to do. We have a whole calendar dedicated to celebrating the birthdays of our chuubas, because why not?

And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. Need some ducks in your life? We’ve got a whole Twitch channel dedicated to them.

So come join our Minecraft server and be a part of the /lig/ crew, where the only requirement is being a badass indie vtuber with a decent following. Let’s build some virtual worlds together and have a blast!

Syria Conqueror Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4832	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	3940	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s practically doing the cha-cha!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing zombies. But fear not, because our resident superhero player swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks players pull on each other – let’s just say there may or may not be a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you’ll be kneeling with laughter in no time!