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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8808 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 911788 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!