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CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1478
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	7883
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6476
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!