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SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	9635
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	833	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5352
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	171	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5506
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Votes:	1430
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!