Simpson prediction 2025 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

Bacteria, bacteria prevention, bladder health, Cranberries, cranberry benefits, cranberry consumption, Cranberry juice, cranberry research, cranberry studies, CranCraft, health benefits, infection risk, meta analysis, natural remedy, participants, Prevention, urinary health, urinary tract infections, urinary tract walls, UTIs, worldwide

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

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IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer

Anime, coming up, Community, convention, Country, Cultural, dbz, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fun, Gathering, International, Israel, IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer, local ], Manga, Meetup, networking, Social

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry in your country? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored lava.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, kawaii fashion, KawaiiClothesCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, self actualization, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, societal expectations

Are you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior!

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BabyFeed Minecraft Server

advice, baby, BabyFeed, Boyfriend, clothes, daycare, Essentials, Expenses, financial assistance, Formula, income, makeup artist, maternity leave, Minecraft, MONEY, Niece, Pregnancy, Server, sister, Stable, Support, tough love

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!

Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?

Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?

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WeddingCraftMomBoss

challenging relationships, Communication Issues, custody battles, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family trauma, in-law drama, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting struggles, Resentment, rewards and consequences, sibling bonding, toxic relationship, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCraftMomBoss

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.

Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.

Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!

And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Breakup, college, ex, ExBoyfriendGirlfriend, first boyfriend, first girlfriend, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school, long distance, lost contact, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, old flame, past love, relationship, Server, teenage romance, young love

Are you tired of being heartbroken in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find love in the pixelated world! Our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can just block them (literally) and move on to the next player. Join now and say goodbye to real-life heartbreak!

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TreasureQuest

Ancient treasures, archaeology, buried treasures, elusive treasures, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical artifacts, legendary-treasures, lost treasures, mythical treasures, pirate treasure, sunken treasure, treasure hunters, treasure hunting, treasure maps, treasure seekers, TreasureQuest, Treasures, undiscovered treasures, untold riches, valuable artifacts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only treasure you find is some measly diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking about secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots, diamond-encrusted armor, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils!

But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly! Imagine the possibilities of exploring a world where the laws of Minecraft are completely twisted!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be embarking on epic quests, battling mythical creatures, and uncovering ancient artifacts on our server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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GazaCraft: Knife-Wielding Fun!

Attack, border control, border security, Conflict, Defense, Fun, Gaza border, GazaCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli, Knife-wielding attacker, KnifeWielding, MIDDLE EAST, Military, near.., Netiv Ha’asara, Palestinian, SECURITY, Terror, Terrorism, thwarted, violence

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild adventure in a land of blockz and creepers. we got so much action, u gonna feel like ur near Gaza border with all the terror and knife-wielding attackers. but don’t worry, we got ur back like when they thwarted that dude near Netiv Ha’asara. join now for a thrill ride u won’t forget, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might forget a little. LOLZ!

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New Server IP
WoodKnockCraft

avoiding jinx, Behavior, BELIEF, Communication, cultural practices, fear, folklore, habits, jinx, jinxing, knocking on wood, LUCK, Message, Rituals, Supernatural, superstition, superstitions, superstitious beliefs, tradition, Typing, WoodKnockCraft

join dis server if u wanna avoid jinxing urself by knockin on wood in minecraft!! we got wood everywhere so u can knock all day and never get jinxed!! plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop diamonds instead of explode, so u can get rich while bein spooked!! come join us and see if u can survive the haunted wood knockin madness!!

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New Server IP
HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls

atheists, Cheating, disbelief, faithlessness, generalizability, higher religiosity, HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls, Infidelity, mistrust, new research, Perception, religiosity, research, Results, sample, skepticism, Southeast, Southeastern United States, study, unfaithful

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT EVEN ATHEISTS ARE JOINING TO AVOID INFIDELITY! LIKE, APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN YOU’LL BE SO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT ON ANYONE! PLUS, THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES IS BASICALLY THE HOLY LAND OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS, SO YOU KNOW THIS SERVER IS LEGIT. JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR PARTNER THINKS YOU’RE CHEATING WITH A PIXELATED VILLAGER!

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