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  • Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

    Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

    Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Feature Description
    Time-Color Spectrum What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
    Living Antigravity Soup Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
    Invisible Blocks of Happiness Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*.
    Cursed Villager Trades Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
    Enderman Karaoke Night Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

    FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

    Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

    Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

    Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

    “This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

    “Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

    “Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate The Most Vtuber 1.20.5

    Hate The Most Vtuber 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Sana of all servers, but in a good way. The models are sick, not like Sana’s ass-looking one, and the personalities are lit AF. Forget about boring gameplay, we play into our strengths like pros. And guess what? We last longer than a year, unlike poor Sana. Once you join, you’ll be swimming in a sea of simps who will throw cash at you just for playing Minecraft and saying their names. It’s like being part of Hololive, but without the drama. Don’t be stupid like Sana, join us and experience the ultimate gig job of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

    Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

    Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

    Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

    And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Virtual Hate Haven 1.21

    Virtual Hate Haven 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where we ban all Sana fans because let’s be real, who needs that negativity in their life? We have the best pixelated models that don’t look like ass, and our server is filled with exciting personalities that will never bore you. Plus, we play into our strengths like pros, unlike some people we know. And don’t worry, we’ll never take up a spot for no reason, unlike a certain Vtuber we won’t mention.

    Our server is the ultimate gig job, just like being a part of Hololive, but without all the drama. We have a roommate who’s a gacha artist, so you know we’re legit. And forget about simps, our fanbase is full of legends who will support you no matter what. So come join us and let’s build something amazing together, because who needs a Sana when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Echoing Visions 1.20.6

    Echoing Visions 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total rollercoaster of craziness! Imagine a world where you can unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Forget about reality, on this server you can be as outrageous as you want, no judgment here! Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Mococo and Fuwawa in a parallel universe where everything is pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP