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BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

blockcraft, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, the international, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the International Day 1 of Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic esports tournaments where players battle it out for glory and prizes. Our patches and updates are more anticipated than the next Dota 2 patch, and our lore is so deep you’ll feel like you’re reading a fantasy novel.

For League players looking to expand their horizons, we’ve got guides and resources to help you make the switch to Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs, just report them to our bug tracker and watch as our team of developers squashes them like pesky creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious news and streams to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Jump Scare Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, fear, fear factor, fear tactics, frightful moments, heart-pounding, Horror, horror elements, horror genre, horror movies, horror techniques, jump, jump scares, Minecraft, psychological fear, scare, SCARY MOMENTS, scripted, smp, Surprise, Suspense, Terrifying, unexpected, unscripted

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is scripted and nothing unexpected ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where unscripted jump scares are around every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens! Or maybe you’re out exploring and stumble upon a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might be lurking around the next corner.

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, achievement, Boundaries, brand strategy, career, Communication, Conflict, cringe, CringeCraft, family, insensitive, Job Search, LinkedIn, Minecraft, overreaction, personal growth, private message, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, Server, sister-in-law, Support, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring LinkedIn drama and family feuds? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about cringey LinkedIn posts.

Imagine a world where your sister-in-law’s “brand strategy” badge is actually a powerful weapon to defeat mobs and conquer dungeons. Help her find a job by slaying dragons and collecting rare resources. Who needs a LinkedIn profile when you have a diamond sword?

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without fear of blowing up like a creeper. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, but here, we turn it into hilarious stories and inside jokes. No need to worry about crossing lines or being called an asshole – just have fun and let loose!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the real world for a while. Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will finally find her dream job as a master builder or potion brewer. It’s all possible in our crazy, wacky world of blocks and pixels. See you in the game!

NoRetroBabyNames4U

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby name preferences, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, baby naming styles, classic names, cousin names, family drama, modern names, NoRetroBabyNames4U, parenting decisions, sibling rivalry, unique baby names, vintage baby name preferences, vintage baby name trends, vintage baby names, vintage names

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of names, whether they’re vintage or modern! We don’t discriminate against any name choices, so feel free to name your Minecraft character whatever your heart desires.

Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious moments as we build, mine, and explore the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure with a vintage name engraved on it!

And if you’re worried about matching names with your virtual cousins, don’t fret! Our server is all about individuality and creativity, so you can rock a modern name like “Lyric” while your cousin rocks a vintage name like “Edith.”

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual photoshoot where we dress up as grannies and grandpas, all with our unique names that make us stand out in the Minecraft world. See you in the game!

SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward sex, bad sex experiences, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy sex, disrespectful actions, disrespectful sex, disturbing sex, embarrassing moments, humiliating sex, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, offensive actions, regrettable sex, sexual misconduct, shameful sex, smp, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable behavior during sex, uncomfortable sex, unethical behavior, violating boundaries, worst sex

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!

BankofCraft19

19, banking sector, BankofCraft19, central bank, economic indicators, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, inflation, interest rate hike, interest rates, market trends, monetary policy, policy decisions, Raises Rates, russia, Russian ruble, Ticks Up

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come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

Baby Brain Emo Gear

5 months old, babies, baby, Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain mapping, brain research, cognitive processing, early childhood, emo, emotional response, emotions processing, Gear, Headgear, infant behavior, infant development, infant psychology, neuroscience, prefrontal cortex, Social Interaction, social situations, social stimuli, wearable brain imaging

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join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!

What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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Thort ChomReang is a Cambodian singer known for his unique vocal style and charismatic stage presence. With a passion for traditional Cambodian music, he has gained a strong following both in his home country and internationally. Thort ChomReang continues to delight audiences with his powerful performances and innovative approach to blending modern and traditional Cambodian music styles.

What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

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Some Minecraft servers similar to Eternals include:

1. DivineWoods: This server offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom biomes, dungeons, and quests. Players can also enjoy a friendly community and regular events.

2. MagmaMC: MagmaMC is a Spanish-speaking server known for its custom features and immersive gameplay. With features like jobs, economy, and custom items, players can enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience similar to Eternals.

3. SkyRealms: A server focused on skyblock gameplay, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional survival experience. Players can team up with friends, complete challenges, and build their own floating islands in the sky.

4. ArkhamNetwork: This server offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with unique features like custom enchants and player-run economies. With frequent updates and a dedicated community, players can enjoy a similar experience to Eternals on ArkhamNetwork.

Whether you’re looking for a custom survival experience, skyblock gameplay, or unique features like superpowers and custom items, these Minecraft servers offer comparable experiences to Eternals. Join one today and discover a new favorite server to call home.

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Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7721	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	5059
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	176	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4481	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

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BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Jump Scare Minecraft SMP

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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NoRetroBabyNames4U

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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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BankofCraft19

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What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	242
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	Crops Grown:	8686
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Animals Bred:	52

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	145
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7388	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Animals Bred:	97	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4