SimplySavagePodcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!

EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Abaddon – anarcho server minecraft server minecraft

alliances, anarcho server, Battles, clan system, dangerous adventures, donation, fortified fortresses, Glory, minecraft server, PvP, spacious world, unique items, voice chat, Vulture, Wars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

On the Abaddon server you will find exciting battles, dangerous adventures and the opportunity to show yourself in all your glory. Create alliances, wage wars, build your own fortified fortresses – here you are your own masters. The server has a clan system, donation, unique items and a spacious world that will provide a large amount of PvP and vulture!The server has voice chat.

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Demonic

Abilities, Adventure, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custombiomes, Customenchants, Customitems, Demonic, Enchantments, Events, Gaming, Gear, Items, Loot, Minecraft, Perks, Pets, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Unique Ranks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to Daemonium – where your adventure transcends the ordinary and dives into the extraordinary! Our server is brimming with exclusive features that promise an unparalleled gaming experience:

🌟 Crates: Unlock extraordinary rewards with our unique and exciting crate system.

🔮 Custom Enchants: Empower your gear with powerful custom enchantments tailored for thrilling gameplay.

⚔️ Custom Items: Discover, craft, and wield unique items that will give you a significant edge in your adventures.

👹 Custom Bosses: Confront and defeat fearsome custom bosses, each designed to challenge your skills and reward you with legendary loot.

🏆 Unique Ranks: Progress through distinctive ranks, each offering exclusive perks and abilities that enhance your journey.

Join our vibrant and dynamic community today, and experience Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to conquer the world of Daemonium and rise to greatness?

tindermc.win

Welcome to The Celestial Realm where a bunch of modded nations fight over virtual land!

Adventures, Avatar, bunch, Celestial, customnpc, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fight, Geopol, innovation, Justice, Land, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Realm, Server, Superpowers, System, Trade, Troops, virtual, wineland

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	182
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

TheCelestialRealm [modded] {geopol}

Ad sponsored by The Wineland. Learn more about this nation in the server summarized below:

Features	Description
Constant Innovation	Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy	Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System	Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar	Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures	Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?	Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Join large nations for magical perks or stake your claim in the wilderness for a solitary existence.

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Can I form alliances with other players or nations?	Yes, players have the option to form alliances with other players or nations to benefit from mutual cooperation and support.
What kind of quests or missions are available on the server?	There are various quests and missions available for players to undertake, ranging from simple tasks to epic adventures with great rewards.

YeetCraft Minecraft Server

acceptable, acceptable behavior, acceptable conduct, changing attitudes, cultural beliefs, cultural standards, ethical boundaries, ethical considerations, evolving perspectives, historical context, historical perspective, Minecraft, moral standards., Moral values, okay, past behaviors, past practices, Server, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	5011	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Totally acceptable here. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). We’ve got flying llamas, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “Was this ever okay in any year?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

FraudBuster’s Minecraft Server – Let’s Expose the Chubby Cheater!

Assistance, CHEATER, CHUBBY, Debunk, debunking conspiracy theories, debunking fake products, debunking misinformation, debunking myths, debunking scams, expose, expose fraud, exposing fraudsters, fat fraud, fat loss scams, fraud investigation, FraudBusters, fraudulent claims, health fraud, Help, Lets, Minecraft, Server, uncovering deception, uncovering lies, weight loss fraud, weight loss scam

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, custody arrangement, discipline, Divorce, Evidence, family drama, graduation party, house rules, Interference, man, Minecraft, motivation, nephew, NephewVsMan, new boyfriend, police involvement, racism accusations, Server, sister, Slander, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5144	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!