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LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3124	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mines Excavated:	3551
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6181
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

GenderBenderCraft

activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5736	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166

OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!

Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution

ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget

Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

LongCovidCraft

antiviral drugs, antiviral medications, clinical trials, coronavirus symptoms, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 treatment, healthcare updates, infectious diseases, long covid, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, Nirmatrelvir-Ritonavir, pandemic recovery, Paxlovid, Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, public health concerns, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2 variants, viral infections, viral treatments

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mines Excavated:	1068
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!

CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]

{Spawn Island}, +18, 1.21, 121server, 121smp, 121vanilla, Arcade, Bloom Host, building, CloudCraft, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dragon fight event, fabric mod, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-ESQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Redstone, rules, server reset, smp, united states, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

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