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KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Votes:	7593
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	9168	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2530
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2867	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.