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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	9084
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	4229	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	262

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1444
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	844419	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!