simplycrafted – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP
bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

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Blockhead Banter
absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments
Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

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RareEarthRansom
aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs
are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

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Robo CAPTCHA Challenge
Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination
so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

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PuppyPotion PvP Land
Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

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ZyronCraft
Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

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Minerage
battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems
Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!
play.minerage.fun:19132

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20
Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers
Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!
Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.
So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

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ExitBlock Minecraft Server
AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

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CraftyLoveRingScam
baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues
Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.
Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?
So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

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