#SIMPLYAWEEB Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNorge Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of diamonds and now they swim in a pool of riches every day.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens), then come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

AirEscape Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Votes:	3202
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of sweating your blocky butt off in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of mischievous players who have rigged a fan to blow all the hot air from those pesky niggers straight to our server! Join us and enjoy a cool breeze while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and shenanigans in their Minecraft world? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	5955
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

🤣👶 Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the baby name drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even ultrasound techs can’t handle it! Join us for a chance to name your in-game creations whatever you want, without any family name pressure! 🚀🎮

👀 Picture this: a world where every player is named Malcolm or Anne, and the only way to tell them apart is by their skin color! 😂 Don’t be stuck in a server full of Elizabeths and Jameses, come to our server where you can be a unique Frank or Margaret! 🤪💥

💪 Show your partner who’s boss by dominating in-game challenges and building the most epic structures with your own unique names! No more family name drama, just pure Minecraft fun! 😎🏰

Join us now and leave the baby name drama behind! Who needs Elizabeth and James when you can have Steve and Creeper as your best buddies in the game? Let’s go, gamers! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

ChickNBed – AITA Edition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of fried chicken in bed? Join our Minecraft server where you can indulge in your favorite greasy treat without any judgment! Our community is full of chicken-loving players who understand the true joy of crispy goodness in the comfort of your own virtual home.

Forget about real-life drama like catching your fiancee off guard with your chicken shenanigans – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a chicken coop or a chicken-themed castle! So come join us and let your chicken-eating flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a bucket of fried chicken and a Minecraft server to call home?

AwkwardPubertyMC Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of awkward puberty stories and ready to embark on a new adventure? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your embarrassing moments behind! Our server is so epic, even puberty itself would be too intimidated to show up.

Join us and build your own virtual world where puberty never happened and you can be whoever you want to be without any awkward moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner and missing out on all the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave puberty in the past where it belongs!

NoChadAllowedCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	907146
Potions Brewed:	192	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for treasure. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join the fun!

UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	2584
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.

but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!

CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!

MinecraftMadness: SkipAdsDVR

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride llamas into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn u into a giant flying pig!

if u join now, u will be granted the power to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon a herd of dancing cows to distract ur enemies! our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate warrior in the land of blocky adventures!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

alternative therapy, chronic migraine, CraftyCarbCrusaders, dietary intervention, Frequency, headache, health, holistic approach., Intensity, ketogenic diet, lifestyle change, Medical research, Mediterranean, migraine relief, neurological disorders, nutrition, pain management, Patients, pilot study, reduced pain, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me.