Simply Trading post links Minecraft Servers

MonkeyLeaderEdits Minecraft Server

creative editing, digital manipulation, funny edits, humor, internet humor, internet trends, leader, Meme culture, meme edits, Minecraft, monkey edits, MonkeyLeaderEdits, online jokes, Parody, political figures, political humor, Political satire, satire, Server, social commentary, social media, trending topics, viral content

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your epic builds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of highly skilled monkeys who will create hilarious edits of your character! That’s right, say goodbye to boring old Steve or Alex and hello to a funky monkey version of yourself swinging from tree to tree in the pixelated jungle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will protect your precious loot from any pesky griefers. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your diamonds safe.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a monkey or learn some ninja moves from a chicken!

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

appetizer, Chef, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for others, CraftyCook, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dessert, Dining, Dinner, foodie, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, kitchen, main course, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, recipe, Server, three course meal

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	595	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, BoundaryPushers, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, healthy relationships, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Tired of getting griefed by noobs who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll to teach them a lesson they won’t forget! We have a special “Troll Patrol” team dedicated to pranking the pranksters and keeping the peace in our wacky world. So if you’re ready to show those boundary-pushers who’s boss, come join us for some epic trolling adventures!

AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward interactions, awkward moments in life, awkward pauses, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness in communication, awkwardness in relationships, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing moments, feeling awkward, feeling awkward in public, moments of awkwardness, moments of silence, Share, Silence, silent moments, social awkwardness, speechless moments, uncomfortable silence, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!

NATO Troops in Ukraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, global implications, growing dangers, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, NATO troops, Peacekeeping, political instability, security threats, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, STAKES, territorial integrity, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of real life like nato troops in ukraine! our server is so lit that u will forget all about those growing dangers and just have a blast building and surviving with ur friends. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential conflicts that may arise. so come join us now and let’s minecraft our way to safety and fun!

DdayTVwithRishi

Accountability, Apology, communication error, D-day events, DdayTVwithRishi, event attendance, government official, leadership, media coverage, political figure, political gaffe, public apology, public perception, public relations, recording, rishi sunak, scheduling conflict, Sorry., TV interview, UK politics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have rishi sunak apologizing for leaving d-day events early to play with us!!! he was sooo into it that he forgot all about his tv interview, that’s how lit our server is 🔥🔥🔥 we even have a special event where you can reenact d-day with rishi himself, he’ll be the first one charging into battle with a diamond sword in hand 😂😂 don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now for all the chaos and fun!

Lighting the Blocks

ancient setting, atmospheric lighting, behind the scenes, blocks, cinematic lighting, creative team, dungeon design, film crew, film production, Historical accuracy, lighting, lighting designer, movie magic, on set, practical effects, production designer, prop master, set decorator, set dressing, Special effects, Torchbearer, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, ever wanted to explore ancient tombs and dungeons that are already on fire when you enter? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through flaming ruins where the only way out is to jump into a pit of lava and hope for the best. And don’t worry about losing all your stuff, because our friendly neighborhood Endermen will gladly steal it for you. Plus, our custom mobs include exploding chickens and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself!

TireVeggieCraft

agricultural practices, agriculture, car tires, Chemical residues, consumer awareness, contamination, drug residues, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Food Safety, health risks, human consumption, leafy vegetables, plant-based foods, Pollution, public health, researchers, soil contamination, sustainable farming, TireVeggieCraft, toxic chemicals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Items Found:	2378	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CAR TIRES GROWING IN VEGETABLES, YO! 🚗🌿 that’s right, you can harvest your very own tire-tastic veggies and feast like a true tire warrior! 🤣🥦🚗

we’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! 💊🍅🌿 who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? 😜🌟

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? 🤪🚗🥦🎮

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9870
Void Armor Forged:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Players:	109/200	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

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Description:	Earth towny PVP\|PVE 2 worlds economy and more!
MC IP:	play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite:	https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map:	http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store:	https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

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