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ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	912
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3162
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5101
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

Adrenaline Rush, amusement parks, childhood memories, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family fun, family time, fun times, FUNLAND, good thing, happy moments, joy, Kids, Laughter, outdoor activities, RIDES, roller coasters, ScreamCraft, screaming, theme parks, Thrill, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

battle royale, fort, fortnite, fortnite easter eggs, fortnite features, fortnite items, fortnite mythic items, fortnite mythics, fortnite new update, fortnite season 4, fortnite secrets, fortnite update secrets, fortnite updates, fortntie new easter eggs, marvel fortnite, Minecraft, new, new fortnite easter eggs, new fortnite update, nite, season 4, season 4 fortnite, season 4 fortnite secrets, Server, seson 4 fortnite mythics, This Feature LASTED 8 Minutes.., top5gaming, update, update fortnite, Video

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1629	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4650	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to showcasing top 5 lists in the world of gaming. With a focus on various gaming topics such as tips, tricks, and gameplay, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of avid gamers who enjoy their entertaining and informative content. Founded by a team of gaming enthusiasts, Top5Gaming continues to grow and expand its audience with fresh and engaging videos.

Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, justin, justin holy, justin holy shit, Justins, Minecraft, Server, Shit

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

Attention, buzzworthy, creeper, Distract, distraction, don’t forget, dont, fact, important, internet, magnet, Minecraft, MONKEY, News, Nijicaust, ongoing, Pekora, reminder, Shocking.., smp, social media, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

aita, alex, Behavior, changing offices, college, diet, ED, emma, habits, HungryCrafters, lunch, meal prepping, Meetings, nuts, office, overweight, SNACKS, solution, Struggling, student worker, sweets, Talk, triggering, University, weight loss

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	7752	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!