Simplifying Life MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SimpLifeHacksMC SMP

smp, personal growth, life improvement, SimpLifeHacksMC, mindfulness meditation

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the simplest things can lead to unexpected greatness! Need a pick-me-up? Just plant a flower and watch as it magically boosts your mood by 100 points! Want to level up your mining skills? Just tell a joke to the nearest creeper and watch as it explodes with laughter (and diamonds)! Our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner. So come join us and see how the simplest things can make your Minecraft life hilariously better!

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MineCraftHacks123

productivity, daily life hacks, life tricks, daily tricks, life tips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the ultimate everyday hack that will make your Minecraft life a breeze. Need to build a house in record time? Just use our special “instant build” command and watch as a mansion magically appears before your eyes. Want to tame a wild wolf without any effort? Just give it a virtual belly rub and it will be your loyal companion forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama King,” a majestic creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Llama King, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle that will make all your friends green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner?

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No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

NOOOOOOOOOO, sexual harassment, discomfort, sexual consent, sexual violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?

So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!

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BlobSMP

multiplayer, Competition, Battles, Economy, Loot

BlobSMP is a Minecraft server where players compete to become the best by grinding for loot and engaging in battles with others.

Bedrock port: 19132

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MagicCraft Server – A Gathering of Blocks

packs, Gathering, Store, Pioneer Masters edition, useful links

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pioneer Masters edition, where you can explore six new decks until December 30th – just in time for the holidays!

Join us for the Arena Championship on December 14-15 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. But that’s not all – our server is so awesome that even Wizards themselves are jealous!

Forget about free codes, because on our server, all the free packs are sent directly to your inbox. It’s like Christmas every day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your favorite card from Pioneer Masters – it’s gonna be legendary!

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Crafty Buy Fag Minecraft SMP

price comparison, merchandise, Buyfag, worth the price, review

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is rare collectible figures! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the most valuable figures in the land. Rumor has it, there’s a secret figure hidden deep within the Nether that grants its owner god-like powers in-game. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate Buyfagsbro?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Senchou, a figure so rare and powerful that it’s said to bring good luck to anyone who possesses it. Some say that those who own the Senchou figure are blessed with incredible building skills and unbeatable PvP prowess. Are you brave enough to seek out this mythical figure and harness its power for yourself?

So come on, fellow Buyfagsbros, join us on this wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, figure trading, and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows what kind of crazy antics we’ll get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legendary figure collector!

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FoxRealm

FoxRealm.eu, worlds, unforgettable, Prison, Survival

Welcome to FoxRealm.eu – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Are you ready to dive into the exciting worlds of SkyBlock and Prisons? At FoxRealm.eu, an unforgettable gaming experience awaits you!

And that’s just the beginning! At FoxRealm.eu, we have many exciting game modes and features planned to continuously enhance your gaming experience. Keep an eye out for new updates and events that will offer you unforgettable adventures!

foxrealm.eu

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Desert Diplomat Minecraft Server

family, power, Connections, MONEY, Corruption

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians and their shady deals? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only bribes you’ll see are in the form of diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so corrupt, even the creepers are in on it – they’ll explode in your face if you don’t pay up!

With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP

British History, historical controversy, antisemitic, Royal scandal, royal family

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?

Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Japanese culture, male perspective, art, illustration, storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of blocky wonders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of female mangaka who are rumored to be the best at drawing sexy scenes and fanservice in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that their art is so captivating, it has been known to make players forget they’re even in a virtual world.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous artwork. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft manga!

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