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Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	3256
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8788	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1675	Potions Brewed:	127
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	19

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1049	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?