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SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	3200	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

WTF, Arch Install Minecraft SMP: Script Makes Arch Easier Than Most Linux Distro

arch, arch linux, archinstall script, automated installation, Automation, beginner friendly, configuration, Customization, distro, easier, EASY, efficient, Install, installation, installation process, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, script, setup, simplifies, smp, Streamlined, user-friendly, WTF

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	4623

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	6644
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!