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SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4801
Void Armor Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

WTF, Arch Install Minecraft SMP: Script Makes Arch Easier Than Most Linux Distro

arch, arch linux, archinstall script, automated installation, Automation, beginner friendly, configuration, Customization, distro, easier, EASY, efficient, Install, installation, installation process, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, script, setup, simplifies, smp, Streamlined, user-friendly, WTF

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2760	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Void Armor Forged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchantments Applied:	188
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

StormyShanghaiCraft

China, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, infrastructure damage, meteorology, natural disaster, power outages, safety precautions, seven decades, shanghai, Storm, StormyShanghaiCraft, strongest storm, typhoon, Urban planning, weather

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	9308
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate eyes, amorous stare, ardent longing, burning desire, deep longing, DesireCraft, enamored look, fervent attraction, heartfelt gaze, infatuated gaze, intense attraction, intense desire, longing gaze, loving gaze, lustful stare, Minecraft, passionate eyes, pure desire, romantic stare, seductive look, Server, smoldering eyes, yearning glance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

90s, animation, animation style, Anime, anime aesthetics, Anime design, anime evolution, anime history, Artistic, childhood memories, classic, hand drawn, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, remember, Retro, smp, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, vintage anime, What

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2113	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, September, Server, ShahedCraft, Shaheds, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3382	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	4681
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

180k, Armed Forces, Defense, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military buildup, military deployment, military expansion, military power, military strength, national security, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Russian army, security measures, SIZE, strategic planning, troop, Troop Size, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	New Chunks Explored:	132653
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.