Simplexsess – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Malky’s Minecraft Madness
Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

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Crafty Ladies: Building Blocks and Breaking Stereotypes!
activism, blocks, BREAKING, building, Challenges, CHANGE, Crafty, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Global Issues, ladies, patriarchy, Perspectives, progress, social change, social norms, society, Stereotypes, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS
Tired of living in a world where women think there’s “enough feminism”? Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is that feminism is always in style! Our pixelated world is filled with strong, independent female players who build epic structures and slay dragons with ease. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a fierce feminist who fights for equal rights in the virtual realm. So if you’re looking for a server where women rule and feminism reigns supreme, look no further! Join us today and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time!

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Star TrekCraft: Boldly Crafting Where No Block Has Gone Before, Set Phasers to Fun!

1.18, 1.19, 1.21, BLOCK, Boldly, Competitions, Contests, Crafting, Discord, EULA Compliant, Events, family friendly, friendly community, Fun, Griefing, map expansion, Phasers, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, rules, set, Staff, star, TOWN, TrekCraft, Trivia, Voting, Website

Minecraft Server: TrekCraft

Overview
TrekCraft is not an ordinary server. We have a friendly community that participates in events every week. We have a variety of game-enhancing plugins, including Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs with custom bosses, ArtMap, Jobs, chest shops, crates, auctions, quests, and more. Our staff hosts events such as trivia and contests, creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server family friendly?	Yes, we maintain a family-friendly environment with no swearing or inappropriate behavior allowed.
Are there rules against raiding and griefing?	Yes, we are a no raiding, no griefing server. Staff will assist in rolling back any griefing incidents.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is turned off in the wild but can be enabled in towns or arenas. Most towns have PvP turned off within their borders.
How can players obtain ranks on the server?	Ranks are earned through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.

For more information and to join the server, visit mc.TrekCraft.net. You can also visit our website at https://www.trekcraft.ca.

Join our Discord by logging in and typing /discord for a link. We keep it private to reduce bots.

LOLcraft: Endwalker Edition
Balmung, catgirls, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict, Linkshells, LolCraft, make it rain, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, wolf’s den, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl enthusiasts out there! Join us for the Femra edition where catgirls roam free and rule the land.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT. Release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to experience this epic adventure!
In-game events include a Yo-kai Watch event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all, a Moogle Treasure Trove event (from May 14th to June 24th) where you can find hidden treasures, and a Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where you can make it rain with riches!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a cross-region data center travel test (until Patch 7.0) for all you globetrotters, a PvP Series 5 (until Patch 7.0) for all you battle enthusiasts, and plenty of resources, free companies, and linkshells to keep you connected.
And if you’re feeling social, join us for a meetup on May 18 at 5:00 PM PDT at Balmung, Wolf’s Den for the Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! It’s going to be a meow-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where catgirls reign supreme and adventure awaits at every turn!

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Shon’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly!
asmr, BLOCK, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, Dance, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hang in there, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, Party, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD
Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server on the interwebs? Fallenshadow, our resident schizo loli, is always looking for new husbands to join her in her pixelated adventures. But be warned, she’s a hard-working queen who demands only the best company!
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!

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Forever Alone Craft
aging and gross, belittled by wife, Craft, dehumanizing marriage, disposable heated dildos, erectile dysfunction, evil society, fantasizing about love, glad to be single, internet culture, lack of privacy, Loneliness, marriage after 30s, online oversharing, privacy invasion, relationship fantasies, self-determination, shame on social media, societal expectations, societal pressures, women mistreating men
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy
Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.
But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

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Blocktopia
action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building
Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.
But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious
acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

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Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server
banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old
This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade
176.9.178.199:26111

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