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Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Animals Bred:	119
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8129

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	8720	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	8456	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	7105
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Votes:	5958
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	6466

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!