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Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Battles, blocky, Carnelian, Corroserum, Dorothy, Edition, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, Minimalist, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will party like it’s 1999!

But wait, there’s more! How about 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela from the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event? Or maybe you’re more into the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia bringing the heat!

And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether. With 6* Defender Penance, 5* Guard Akafuyu, and Babel – 5* Guard Odda, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3895	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6757	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6106	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	53
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7898	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	581	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	108	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, April 25, Bandai, Catch, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, digimon survive, Dreamers, EN trailer, Epilogue, Gotta, Habu Kazumasa, Liberator, Lost Evolution, PALS, PC, Pixelmon, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Resources, Seekers, ST-18, ST-19, Switch, US BD/DVD, US pre-orders, WRATH MODE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6912	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	754101	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Votes:	7367
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!