SimpleSMP
Astoria is a chill Minecraft server for everyone!
– All ages welcome (must be above Discord TOS) – Friendly and helpful community – Weekly events with giveaways! – Always looking for more staff to help out
Astoria is a safe space with supportive staff and Guides ready to assist anyone in need.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.
Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.
Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).
And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).
Build your base on the remains of the sea floor, dodging debris and dodgy sea creatures left behind by the avalanche. Watch out for the ghostly spirits of the ancient sea creatures that still haunt the area, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their watery grave.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the wreckage of the avalanche. Will you be brave enough to search for it and claim it as your own? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the underwater avalanche?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic underwater world like no other! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of adventure. See you there, matey! 🌊💰🦈
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest to find the fabled Golden Sheep of Destiny? Legend has it that whoever finds this magical sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! #YOLOminecraft #CraziestServerEver
Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.
Join our server and experience the thrill of helping strangers in need, just like this heroic Redditor did. Who knows, maybe you’ll come across a player who needs your help to get back to their virtual home after being abandoned by their Minecraft boyfriend.
And don’t worry about putting yourself at risk, just like this brave Redditor, you’ll have all the tools you need to protect yourself – from knives to guns (even if they’re unloaded, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).
So if you’re ready for some adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows what insane stories and wild encounters await you.