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BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

ThornCraft: Roses & Pixels

botanical thorns, breeding roses, colorful roses, floral genetics, flower breeding, flower colors, flower thorns, garden roses, horticulture, hybrid roses, pixels, plant breeding, rose colors, rose cultivation, rose hybrids, rose thorns, rose varieties, roses, ThornCraft, thorned flowers, thorns, thorny roses

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3387	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we got more rose colors than a rainbow but watch out cuz they all got thorns! it’s like a rose garden on steroids, but with creepers instead of bees.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old flowers, come to ours where we have a rose for every mood. feeling angry? we got a red rose for that. feeling sad? we got a blue rose for that. feeling confused? we got a rainbow rose for that.

but be careful, cuz these roses aren’t just for show. they’ll attack you if you get too close. it’s like a botanical battle royale up in here. so come join us and see if you can survive the rose apocalypse.

EpicVirusMSCraft

Autoimmune Disease, Autoimmunity, Brain Cross-Reactivity, Central Nervous System, Chronic illness, Disease Progression, EpicVirusMSCraft, Epstein-Barr Virus, immune response, immune system, Immunology, Inflammatory Response, Mechanism, Medical research, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, neurology, Pathogenesis, research, study, viral infection

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that cures diseases? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy study that found out if u play on our server, ur chances of getting multiple sclerosis goes down by like, a lot. it’s all cuz of this epstein-barr virus and brain cross-reactivity thing. i dunno what that means but it sounds fancy and important. so come join us and save ur brain from turning into mush! oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking cows? yea, it’s pretty wild here. so what r u waiting for? join now and protect ur brain while having a blast in minecraft!

Mosscraft! Not just another mossy adventure, now with extra furry friends and a splash of blue!

1.20.6, Adventure, Automatic Server Restarts, bedrock, Blue, Bluemap, console, cross-platform, Custom world, EXTRA, Fast Leaf Decay, Friends, Furry, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, May 5th 2024, mobile gamers, mojang, Mosscraft, mossy, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, SPLASH, Structures, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom World	With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory.
World Reset Date	May 5th, 2024
In Game Voice Chat	(not required)
BlueMap Webmap	Yes
Premium Pets, Ranks, Particle Trails	Available
Cross Platform	With Bedrock to play with Console and Mobile Gamers
Fast Leaf Decay	No leaf crusher needed in wood farm
Grief Prevention	Ability to log player actions with rollback feature
No Chat Reports	Mojang won’t monitor chat and no mass reporting ban
Hat Feature	Put any block on your head as a hat
Automatic Server Restarts	To keep lag down
World Border	10,000 block border
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with my friends who are on console or mobile?

A: Yes, this server is cross platform and allows you to play with Console and Mobile Gamers.

Q: How do I prevent griefing on this server?

A: The server has Grief Prevention which logs player actions and allows for rollback if needed.

Q: Will my chat be monitored and can I get banned for mass reporting?

A: No, there are no chat reports on this server and Mojang won’t be snooping on chat conversations.

KawaiiCraft Minecraft Server

cultural appropriation, culture, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, double standards, feminism, gender, hate, ignorance, Japan, Japanese culture, KawaiiCraft, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstanding, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, society, Stereotypes, Women, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5214	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8728
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of women hating on Japanese culture in your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all things Japanese, from sushi to samurais. Our pixelated geishas will enchant you with their blocky beauty and our ninjas will sneak up on you when you least expect it. Plus, we have a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. So why wait? Join now and experience a world where Japanese culture reigns supreme!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, twitter, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	1859	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling sea monsters and uncovering hidden treasures. But watch out for the Crownless, they’re not to be messed with! And don’t forget to use our special emotes to communicate with your fellow players – trust us, you’ll be ROFLing in no time.

But that’s not all – we have Resonators, mystical creatures that will aid you in your quest for glory. Whether it’s Jiyan or Yinlin, these powerful beings will have your back when things get tough. And if you need a break from all the action, just chill with your wuwa friends and share your craziest Minecraft stories.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to redeem our special codes for some awesome in-game goodies. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Ex-Bae Wedding Fund Denial

awkward, Boundaries, contributions, decision, denial, ex boyfriend, ExBae, family, feelings, finances, fund, Happiness, moral dilemma, Personal, perspective, PRESSURE, Priorities, reconciliation, relationships, sister, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on drama and awkward situations just like this one! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate family betrayal in blocky form.

Imagine building a virtual house with your ex-boyfriend, only to have your sister swoop in and steal him away. Talk about sibling rivalry at its finest! Will you choose to support your sister’s happiness or hold onto your grudges like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in our exclusive wedding-themed events, where you can roleplay as the disgruntled ex-girlfriend or the clueless sister caught in the middle. Will you choose to donate virtual diamonds to the wedding fund, or will you build a wall of obsidian to keep your ex out of your virtual life forever?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic virtual world – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even marrying your sister’s ex!

BlockyBeverage Minecraft Server

activities, balance, BlockyBeverage, clean living, FITNESS, guilty pleasures, habits, health-conscious, healthy living, hobbies, indulgence, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Minecraft, Moderation, non-drinker, non-smoker, Relaxation, self-care, self-control, Server, Treats, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Items Found:	8136	Runes Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	167	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are just building houses and farming crops? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you secretly love dressing up your Minecraft character in ridiculous outfits and dancing the night away in virtual clubs. Who needs alcohol when you can have a blast mining diamonds and battling creepers with your new online friends?

Forget about those boring non-smokers and non-drinkers, come join us and indulge in your guilty pleasure of creating the most epic roller coasters and theme parks in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineLifeAintSoBad

appreciation, Blessings, change of mindset, Contentment, count your blessings, finding joy, finding meaning, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, life isn’t so bad, looking on the bright side, mindfulness, MineLifeAintSoBad, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, self reflection, self-acceptance, silver linings

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	6142

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight into a pit of lava, losing all your precious loot? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will make you appreciate the chaos of your own life. Who needs therapy when you have creepers blowing up your house every other day? Come join us for a server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Your existential crisis will thank you!

StarshipCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace technology, elon musk, innovation, Minecraft, reusable rockets, rocket launch, Server, space exploration, space exploration news, space exploration updates, Space industry, space innovation, space mission, space technology, Space Travel, Space travel advancements, spacex, spacex news, splashdown, Starship rocket, StarshipCraft, Successful, test flight

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well buckle up, cuz this server is like spaceX’s starship rocket – it’s gonna blast u off into a whole new dimension of fun! we just completed our first test flight and splashed down with a bang, just like how u gonna splash down into the coolest minecraft world ever.

join us for some intergalactic adventures, build ur own space station, battle aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet or two. our community is out of this world, with players from all corners of the galaxy coming together to create something truly epic.

so what are u waiting for? hop on board our rocket ship and get ready to explore the final frontier of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget.

CoastGuardCrafts

Asia-Pacific region, China concerns, coast guards, CoastGuardCrafts, defense alliance, east asia, international relations, Japan, joint drill, joint operations, maritime security, maritime tensions, military cooperation, naval exercise, pacific ocean, regional stability, security cooperation, South Korean, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coast guards from japan, US, and south korea teaming up to fight off evil chinese players trying to take over the server! it’s like a battle royale on the high seas but with blocks and pickaxes! sail the virtual oceans and protect our borders from the sneaky chinese invaders, or join their side and try to take over the server for yourself! who will come out on top in this epic showdown of epic proportions?! join now and find out!