Simpler Times MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyNostalgia

imagination, Exploring, Fun activities, CraftyNostalgia, family bonding

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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2020LifeB4MC SMP

past, looking back, normalcy, simpler times, Memories

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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ChildhoodCrafts

holidays, Innocence, School days, summer vacations, outdoor adventures

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? Our server is like a time machine back to those golden days! Join us and relive the glory of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and pulling off the most epic pranks on your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of rebel chickens who have declared war on all players. Can you survive their relentless pecking and clucking attacks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NostalgicCraft

homemade meals, bedtime stories, Saturday morning cartoons, childhood dreams, growing up

Remember the good old days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft and building epic structures with your friends? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic memories and make them even better!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Phoneless Life

Social Interaction, disconnecting, Boredom, simpler times, handwritten letters

Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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ChildhoodNostalgiaCraft

simpler times, cherished belongings, School days, childhood memories, family traditions

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make some memories together on our totally normal and not at all bizarre Minecraft server!

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CraftyKidzLand

Nostalgia, Wishful thinking, Innocence, reliving the past, School days

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of building blocky castles and battling pixelated zombies? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams in the most epic way possible. Build towering skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and engage in epic battles with a horde of evil chickens (yes, chickens can be evil in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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Non-Political Minecraft Server

remember, social commentary, simpler times, DIVISIVE, non-political

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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FrostyFrenzy: Snowball Showdown #216

Resource Pastebin, Banners, Snowball, outfits, Wave Defense

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where we have the “Gradient of Souls” event that will blow your mind! Fight off the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad and protect the Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle. And don’t even get me started on the outfits available – from the “Apprentice Maid” to the “Merry-in-Exile,” you’ll be the most stylish player in the game.

But wait, there’s more! We have ASMR versions of the game for ultimate relaxation while playing. And if you’re lucky, you might just capture the elusive “Eccentric Joker” sniper rifle in the “Sweet Fairytales” banner. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Pixel Pervs & Boomer Blocks – A Minecraft Server where nostalgia meets naughty

connectivity, modern life, simpler times, past, Technology

Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.

Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?

Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.

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