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House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	947	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	940276
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mines Excavated:	4665
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	53	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Animals Bred:	85	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	137
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	917
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Emeralds Found:	8302
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Farms Harvested:	953	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	2633
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	1177	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2295	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!