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SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyWar: Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4285
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CreeperCashless: Spend more, blow up less!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we be ballin’ outta control with dem cashless payments, ya feel me? Like, research done by some super smart peeps say dat when u use a credit card, debit card, or even a buy-now-pay-later service, u end up spendin’ way more money than if u just used cold hard cash, bro. So come join us on dis server where we be flexin’ our digital wallets and makin’ it rain diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, fam. #cashlessballers #minecraftmoneygang #digitaldollarz

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	360916	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join Onolumi, the master of building epic castles out of diamond blocks, or challenge Amiya Aranha to a duel in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the treacherous caves filled with creepers and zombies, while Kiki will teach you how to tame a herd of explosive sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mozumi Pichi riding a dragon through the skies, raining down TNT on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to hang out with Riona, Clauvio, Karin, Super Meche, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale, and Jorunna as they embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server, where every block holds a new adventure and every player is a potential prankster. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

CraftyLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Animals Bred:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

PocketTripCancelLOL

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.

We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.

Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	261
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	4395
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9796	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

balance, bedtime, BedtimeCraft, discipline, early riser, going to bed early, healthy habits, Lifestyle, mental health, motivation, night owl, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, waking up early, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?