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SimpleLife SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome To the BEST survival server, SimpleLife SMP. This server includes the best survival experience. If you want a server that offers a lot of progression-seeking goals this server has the best ranking systemcfor you to hit these goals. You can earn $200 ranks by just playing on the server. See all ranks with /ranks, and use /rankup to rankup when goals are reached. We have exclusive custom enchantments on top of a boss fight every 2 hours to test your enchantments out. Although we are against griefing there is still open world PvP. This means you can kill whoever you want outside of their protected towns/claims. If you struggle to find anyone roaming DONT worry /warp pvp to fight in our super viby arena. The arena will spawn crates every 2 hours and you can find RARE loot inside these crates. Enjoy your stay at SimpleLiffe and remember we are in BETA so prepare for updates constantly and more content to be added! Please don’t hesitate to donate to our server by purchasing ranks and keys in our website!

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‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

2022, Anarchy, Attacks, comfort, Communication, Development, freedom, Hardcore, LandyMine, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, Players, Protection, rules, Server, Stability, Unique, Vip

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Emeralds Found:	3686
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	393	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Towns Built:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9165
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	413
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	991868
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Villages Defended:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018