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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

hung cocks, long tail tags, Minecraft, new, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Requests, saves, Server, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	326	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is filled with hung cocks just waiting to be saved and requested. Join now for a chance to tame these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you have hung cocks at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

I Miss You Terribly Minecraft SMP

aching for you, emotional pain, feeling empty without you, Heartache, I miss you., Loneliness, longing for you, longing for your touch, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a loved one, missing someone special, missing you, missing you deeply, missing your presence, Nostalgia, pining for you, reminiscing about you, separation, smp, terribly, yearning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9190	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	1514	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, destination wedding, family drama, family expectations, financial constraints, maturity level, out of state travel, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, school schedule, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, social media conflict, Time management, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding planning, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1041	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting? Look no further than our server! We understand that life can get crazy with work, school, and family responsibilities. That’s why we offer a stress-free, drama-free environment where you can escape from it all and just have some fun.

Unlike some brides-to-be, we won’t block you on Facebook Messenger for not being able to drop everything and fly to Malibu for a wedding. We won’t guilt trip you for having to work or take care of your great grandma. We get it, life happens.

Join our server and let loose with some epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a fancy wedding in Malibu when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come on over and join the fun – because here, everyone is welcome, no matter what life throws your way!

JJK Ultimate

Adventure, Anime, anime-inspired, Chaos, Community, CURSE, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, gameplay, JJK Ultimate, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Sorcerer, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, modded survival, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

JJK Ultimate is a modded survival server based on the hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen. Join in and choose your path! Defend humanity as a Jujutsu Sorcerer or cause chaos as a Curse!

104.243.44.234

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crime, dark past, Deception, Guilt, hidden agenda., investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, Obsession, past trauma, Psychological, Redemption, saars, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twist, Why did she do it

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5758	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

””/Re-Cycle Minecraft SMP/””

#sustainability, earth-friendly, eco-friendly, environmental conservation, environmentalism, garbage disposal, green living, Minecraft, Recycle, recycle bins, recycling center, recycling initiatives, recycling program, reduce waste, reuse, smp, sustainable living, trash reduction, UPCYCLE, waste management, waste reduction, waste segregation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6921
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a real-life diamond (just kidding, it’s actually a plastic one), and don’t even get us started on the llama races!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of our custom-made jukebox tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and post your favorite images of all the craziness that goes down in our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

MILcraft BANished: AITA?

abusive behavior, aita, banished, Boundaries, controlling behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family dynamics, future in-laws, introverted, MIL, MILcraft, overprotective, parenting, protecting son, standing firm, stolen journal, tense relationships, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding drama

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Imagine finding a $1,000,000 in Minecraft! Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Join us and start digging for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow because who knows, you might just stumble upon a virtual treasure chest filled with virtual cash! And hey, if you do find that $1,000,000, you can use it to buy all the virtual cake and virtual pets your heart desires. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire!

Terrified of Creepers? Try TerraCraft, where even the Java code is scared!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

TerraCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2, IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

TerraCraft Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

A: Yes, you can join with any version, although the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

Q: What special features does the server world have?

A: The first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, and after that, the world is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist.

Q: Are there any quality of life plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server features plugins like Infinite Villager Trading, Carpet, MaxEnchantX, ViaFabric, and more.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The server is open 24/7, allows one extra afk account per player for farms, and permits the use of mods like litematica for builds.

Q: What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Refrain from using derogatory terms
Contact server owners for concerns
Actual afk accounts only for whitelisting

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Fill out an application form on our application link and wait for approval from the server owners.

/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and all things related. From Aogiri Highschool to Hololive, we’ve got it all! Ever wanted to attend a virtual idol concert or join a virtual reality ASMR session? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will blow your mind! Imagine a battle between Kizuna Ai and 774 inc over who gets the last diamond ore in the virtual world. Or picture a dance-off between members of VEE and Sinsogumi to see who has the best moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a virtual adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!