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NerdMC

Clearlag, ClearLagTimer, CrazyAuctions, Cross-Play, Economy, EconomyShopGUI, Essentials, EssentialsChat, EssentialsSpawn, Fastasyncworldedit, FreeCoinFlip, LifeSteal, luckperms, multiverse portals, Multiverse-Core, PlaceholderAPI, PlayerKits, PvP, PVPMANAGER, Simpleclans, Survival, ToastedAFK, VAULT, Viaversion, Worldguard, WorldGuardExtraFlags

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Potions Brewed:	91

NerdMC – Lifesteal SMP

Welcome to NerdMC, the ultimate Lifesteal SMP where every moment counts and survival is a true test of skill and strategy! In our unique Lifesteal gameplay, you’ll battle it out with friends and foes alike in a world where each victory and defeat could mean the difference between life and death.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating others and become the ultimate survivor! Thrilling PvP Combat: Engage in intense battles and outsmart your enemies. Custom Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and fun. Active Community: Join a friendly and dedicated player base that loves to play and grow together. Regular Updates: Enjoy a constantly evolving world with frequent updates and new content. Gather your allies, sharpen your skills, and come test your mettle in NerdMC. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Lifesteal champion? The adventure awaits!

LuckPerms, Essentials, EssentialsChat, EssentialsSpawn, Vault, PlaceholderAPI, EconomyShopGUI, CrazyAuctions, FreeCoinFlip, LifeStealZ, PlayerKits, PvPManager, SimpleClans, ClearLag, ClearLagTimer, ToastedAFK, WorldGuard, WorldGuardExtraFlags, FastAsyncWorldEdit, Multiverse-Core, Multiverse-Portals, ViaVersion, ViaBackwards, DeluxeMenus, DecentHolograms, TAB, MiniMOTD, Skript, skbee, DiscordSRV, GrimAC, Citizens, CrazyEnvoys, ajLeaderboards, CraftingStore

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The ‘Minelanders [1.20.6] {Player Shops} {Plot Protection} {SimpleClans}

Alliances between clans, alt accounts, Clans, Community, discord server, good faith, Griefing, Long-Term community, modded servers, No Advertising, No asking for stuff, no cheating, Nowhitelist, personal information, Player Bartering, player clans, player interaction, Player Shops, Player Vulnerabilities, Playershops, Plot Protection, Protection Plots, Pvpsurvival, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server behavior, Simpleclans, Simpleclans2, stealing, Survival, Teleport Systems

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	6

⛏ Welcome to the ‘Minelanders! ⛏

Server address: ml.newmineland.com

Version: 1.20.6

Overview

The ‘Minelanders is a semi-vanilla survival server. We believe that Minecraft can be a political game as well as a creative and PvP game, and our server is intended to lean into that. This means our server includes this general structure:

* Griefing is allowed, except in protected player plots

* Stealing is allowed, everywhere

* Player clans can be created for a small in-game cost, with access to clan chat.

* Protection plots can be purchased in four sizes for not-so-small in-game costs

– The world is restricted to 6,000 by 6,000 blocks, to encourage additional player interaction. [Currently 2k by 2k until 1.21 Paper is released in the coming week.]

– Player shops available near spawn to encourage player bartering.

– We have no teleport systems, to encourage players to interact with the world and increase player vulnerabilities.

– Despite all this, griefing tends to be less common in our community, as there’s also a desire to connect and build alliances between clans.

The Details

Every year we start up a new map for our community to play on. Our new version for this Summer launched on June 14th, 2024, and we are eager to welcome new people into the community! Log in to check out our player built spawn, and say hello! There is plenty of room to grow. Found a clan, buy a plot, leave your lasting mark on the legacy of our server!

We have a record of 6 years of consistent summer semi-vanilla servers and winter modded servers. If you are looking for a LONG-TERM community that you can count on returning year after year, consider joining us! And if you are ever nostalgic, we keep all previous summer editions of the server archived to visit!

We hope to see you in our community – you can join our Discord server ( discord.gg/axPxbkt ) for announcements and more information, or just join the server and play along that way. Be careful to protect your things though, some of our players have nimble fingers!

Rules:Play in good faithBe respectful of other playersNo asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoyingGriefing is allowed, lavacasting is notNo cheatingAlt accounts must be known to staffNo releasing personal information about another playerDo not circumvent intended server behavior

ml.newmineland.com

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843894
Magic Items Found:	6635	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

oyna.uzakdiyar.net

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

acceptance, adaptation, CHANGE, chapter, chapter 10, Childhood, Chronicles, Development, Evolution, Fiction, growth, Literature, LolCraft, moment, Noticing, novella, page, Page 804, progress, reading, realization, Story, The Shiori Novella, transformation, Witnessing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	118

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

Adventure, ashlands, blocks, BUILD, building, Copper, Crafting, early game, Exploration, Game, lol, mid game, multiplayer, norse mythology, open world, Sandbox, slow pace, Survival, Trailer, update, Valhaha, valheim, Viking, Vikings, worth it

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	1266	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	1653	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

Artistic, bold, clothes, Creative, dress, Edgy, fashion, Fashion photography, FashionCraft, fashionista, Impress, Modeling, Outfit, Photo shooting, photography, Show, sneaky, steal, stealing, Style, stylish, theft, trendy, Unconventional, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

Air Force, American, ammunition, arms race, Army, Combat, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense industry, Die, firepower, Military, Murica, Overrated, Players, REST, Shooting, Superiority, Technology, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

Adventure, bow, cityscape, CREEPERS, cultural immersion, Destination, Entertainment, Exploration, Famous Landmarks, Gaming, gaming industry, immersive experiences, Japan, Japanese culture, local knowledge, Masters, SightSeeing, sushi, TOKYO, TokyoCraft, tourism, travel, travel tips, vacation, video game locations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

anti-semitism, Asshole, Bigotry, blocky, Blunders, Conspiracy, denialism, discrimination, extremism, forever.., Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Hitler was le’ Bad, Holocaust denial, ignorance, ITS NOT THE JEWS, Jews, Nazi sympathizer, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, scapegoating, Tinfoil

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!