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CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Farms Harvested:	809
Ores Mined:	3666	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6300	Animals Bred:	114
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	974

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!