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Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	757	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	352238
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9974	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!