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EasyPeasyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	1424	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be slaying dragons and saving villages in no time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your visa will magically extend every time it’s about to expire. So say goodbye to immigration stress and hello to a world of blocky adventures! Join now and become the visa-saving hero you were always meant to be!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Villages Defended:	17

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!

FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	5990
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	744	New Chunks Explored:	380925
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crops Grown:	2427

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?