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CraftyDestinyMC Server

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Bungie Press Kits, CraftyDestinyMC, curse of osiris, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny General, Destiny Item Manager, Destiny Tracker, dim, Dps, Gunsmith, press kits, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.

Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

MogMaster Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, attachment, Beloved, care, Crush, Darling, devotion, emotion, endearment, feelings, Fondness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, MogMaster, Passion, relationship, sentiment, smp, sweetheart, tenderness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBlingCraft

accolades, Admiration, affirmation, Affirmations, appreciation, Approval, BlockBlingCraft, compliments, encouragement, flattery, kind words, kudos, positive comments, positive feedback, praise, recognition, validation, words of praise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	4131
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1482
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm