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WebWiz Minecraft SMP
Have you ever heard of the Minecraft SMP where the admins ride around on flying pigs and the players can summon llamas to do their bidding? It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary golden potato. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave! -
MineCraftProSkills
Forget learning how to tie your shoes or do basic math, the most useful skill you can learn is how to dominate in PvP on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of combat, slaying foes left and right with your epic skills. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual warrior? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why waste your time learning boring stuff when you could be battling it out in the virtual world instead? Join us now and start your epic journey to PvP greatness! -
CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin! -
SpaceDebrisCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
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Unsuccessful Conquests of Hunterra: Where even the mods get lost
Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview
Features Description Nutrition & Seasons Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. Build Self-Governing Settlements Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path from simple farmer to lord based on accomplishments. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. When did the server launch?
The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
2. What version is the server on?
The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
3. How can I join the server?
We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
4. How can I apply to join the server?
Visit our Discord link and apply to become part of our community.
5. Where can I find the modpack for the server?
You can find the modpack here.
6. Is there a Discord server for the community?
Yes, you can join our Discord server here.
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where even the NPCs have political opinions! This server is so crazy, you might even have visions of famous politicians like Trump telling you to join. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have political prophecies instead? Come join us and see what other outrageous things await you in this wacky world! -
ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP
ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP, asset allocation, Financial Planning, inflation protection, passive incomeWelcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.
And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
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ParentalRescue Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with strict parents like no other! Join us for outrageous rules and regulations that will make you feel right at home – literally!Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
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SisStealzNoRentMC
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your sibling squabbles behind! No more fighting over clothes or owing money for borrowing a shirt. On our server, you can build your own wardrobe and never have to worry about borrowing from your sister again.Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.
Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!
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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?