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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	445

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	4710
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	232
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	799932	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8990	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	4976	Star Shards Collected:	176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9420
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3276	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	5515	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2363
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Emeralds Found:	6793	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	194
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!