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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7566 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8492 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!