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DumbSignsMC SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	177
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

VisaCraft: Approved for Fun in Canada!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic, even the Canadian government approved my student visa just so I could play on it! That’s right, even the officials know how lit this server is. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few maple syrup chugging contests. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Votes:	5667	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of getting kicked out of servers for not being a pro gamer? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server welcomes all levels of players, even if you still struggle to punch a tree! Join us and experience the thrill of being the underdog who eventually becomes the ruler of the server by building a giant statue of a potato (yes, a potato) that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and share gossip about Steve’s questionable fashion choices. So come on, don’t be a gatekeeper, be a gatecrasher on our server!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	533940	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	183	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	1867
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	859416
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

Scavenged Shores VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

**Hypixel**

**Scavenged Shores**

**FAQ**

**Q: Which server has more players and a larger community? A:** Hypixel is known for having one of the largest and most active Minecraft communities.

**Q: Which server offers a more unique and customized experience? A:** Scavenged Shores stands out for its unique pirate-themed RPG elements and custom content that sets it apart from other servers.

**Q: Can I expect regular updates and new content on these servers? A:** Both Hypixel and Scavenged Shores strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep players engaged and excited.

**Q: Are there any specific features or game modes that each server is known for? A:** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Scavenged Shores focuses on a pirate-themed RPG experience with sailing, exploration, and custom islands.

**Q: How can I join these servers and start playing? A:** You can join Hypixel by connecting to their server address in Minecraft multiplayer. For Scavenged Shores, you can connect to their server address and start exploring the pirate-themed world.

CraftyDigits – LOLz

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	3651	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3929
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	8095

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. They danced the night away to the sweet tunes of a zombie DJ and even learned some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineSmash – Where Creepers Smash Like Super Bros. in General

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Wario is here to shake things up at this hilarious Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy mods like the Ult latency slider and less delay, courtesy of our very own xNaxdy.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Parody Palace

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your potato PC struggling to run emulators? Well, fear not, because on our server, even a toaster can run all your favorite console emulators flawlessly! We’ve harnessed the power of unicorn tears and fairy dust to ensure that AMD no longer sucks for emulation. Join us and experience the magic of playing every console game ever made, all while riding a rainbow llama through pixelated worlds. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to defeat the evil lag monster and claim your rightful place as the ultimate emulator master!

BlockyStalkers: Where Creepers and IP Addresses Collide for a LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a talking block of cheese!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t handle the level of insanity we bring to the table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Politics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!