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  • One Food Forever Minecraft SMP

    One Food Forever Minecraft SMP

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    Hey fellow gamers and block busters, so listen up! If you ain’t heard about the most legendary SMP since the dawn of time (or at least since that one time I stuffed a whole creeper in a cake), then let me tell you, you NEED to join this madness!

    First off, did I mention that you can ONLY eat ONE food for the rest of your life?? Like, what even is that? But on this SMP, we take that to the next level. Pick your ONE food and then you can totally build a shrine to it! Yes, that’s right, people will worship your choice of food! “Behold, the Holy Bacon Shrine!" Or “All Hail the Great Pumpkin Pie!” Imagine the clout!

    And guess what. Each Wednesday, we have a Giant Enderman Dance-Off! LOL, totally wild, right? If you can out-dance an Enderman, you get to wear their hat for a whole week in-game! How rad is that? Be the Envy of the Server!

    You know how people say “U can’t mine with just a wooden pickaxe?” Well, WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY HERE! You can ONLY use a wooden pickaxe in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me. You’ll be sweating over those ghasts while trying to harvest nether quartz with an axe that only breaks coal faster than it takes for a villager to forget how to trade!

    Also, our villagers have been MODIFIED to randomly speak in memes. Imagine trying to trade and a villager just says "Thanks, I hate it." U WILL NEVER BE ALONE! Plus, sometimes they explode but like, in a cool way?

    And don’t even get me STARTED on the Gravity Cat! Seriously, if you join, you might see the legendary cat that defies the laws of physics. He just hovers around and quotes Shakespeare while stealing your stuff. Guaranteed free entertainment!

    Oh! And we have Block Wars – it’s like Hunger Games but with beds! One player gets a bed, and everyone else gets to sleep in it but with their eyes open. Someone is gonna wake up smothered in quilts and be the new king of… whatever nonsense that comes out of it. It’s way cooler than it sounds, trust me.

    Lastly, did I mention that ALL TREES are sacred? Like if you chop one down, you accidentally anger the tree gods, and then they send their LITERAL ARMY OF PUPPIES to hunt you down. But these aren’t any puppies; they have diamond armor and carry TNT cannons! The drama!

    So come join this epic disaster of a Minecraft SMP where you can fight cats, eat only one food, and have the geography of the world flip upside down every Sunday at 3 PM! What are you waiting for? Your life will NEVER be the same again! 🍕✨🪐

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GWAMCraft: Humans OP

    GWAMCraft: Humans OP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

    And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

    Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

    So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

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    The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugin
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is joining the Discord mandatory? Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
    Are there any specific build themes? No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
    Can I create my own nation? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
    What kind of events are hosted? Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

    DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

    On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

    Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

    Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

    So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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