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Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8649	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	28909
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crops Grown:	9253
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1864
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Items Found:	1828	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crops Grown:	9011	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	110
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6400	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!