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Purland Simp: Where vanilla meets chaos in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, Chaos, commands, Community, Craft, Discord, Economy, Immersive, landscapes, meets, Peaceful, player matters, Player Shops, Playtime, Plot, Plugins, Purland, simp, smp, Spawn, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Wilderness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to Pureland SMP
IP: purelandsmp.com

Key Features:
Semi-Vanilla Survival
Community-Centric
Economic System
Essential Commands
Active Discord Community

Whether you’re looking to master the economy, explore vast new landscapes, or simply enjoy a peaceful place to craft and build, Pureland SMP offers a welcoming space for all adventurers.

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Pureland SMP?	You can join by connecting to the server with the IP: purelandsmp.com
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. You can find them in our Discord or by typing /rules in-game.
Can I claim a plot at spawn?	Yes, you can claim a plot at spawn for your builds. Just make sure to follow the rules and guidelines for building in the spawn town.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in certain designated areas on the server. Please be mindful of other players and follow the server rules regarding PvP engagements.
How can I connect to the Discord community?	You can use the /discord command in-game for an invite link to our Discord server. Alternatively, you can use the link provided in the server information.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

CREEPERS, cute, female, feminine, give me purpose, hello r9k, LAUGHING, looking for, Male, Need, Nonbinary, purpose, serious, SeriousCraft, simp, somebody, Someone, STOP, submissive, very serious, Want

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	9807
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5943	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Babes and Bros: Crafting Chaos with a Side of Controversy!

Babes, barrier for entry, BEDROOM, blocky, bros, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, double standards, easy money, empowerment, empowerment through choice, Exploitation, feminism, gender equality, Marriage, objectification, onlyfans, porn, self worth, Sexualization, Side, simp, social cost, societal norms, stupid, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	8902
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215

Join our Minecraft server and make easy virtual money without even leaving your blocky bedroom! No need to mine for hours on end, just sit back and collect those virtual coins like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the richest player on the server, you’ll have a line of simps waiting to marry you in-game. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have it all in the Minecraft world? So come on, ladies, join our server and start stacking those blocks of cash!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3024	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4207
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	191
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	2348

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	179
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	155	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2837	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!