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PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	7506	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

Adults, Armor statues, bland, Boring, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Running, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, Years

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	677
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

Anime, dark fantasy, dark themes, Dumping Volume 15, Extras, fantasy world, Horror, intense storyline, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, princess, Psychological, psychological thriller, royal, Server, Supernatural, Tis Time for Torture, torture, volume 15

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

fangame guide, Fangames, general, joy, Joyful, Lisa, LISA: The General, ltg, main website, Minecraft, PAINFUL, post-apocalyptic, post-Flash world, rpg maker, smp, Steam page, The first, The White Flash, tq, Wiki

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ores Mined:	3071
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

PetPals Minecraft Server

Accommodation, allergic, apartment living, apartment rules, Boundaries, Breakup, cat owner, Communication, friendship, lease agreement, Minecraft, mutual friends, overreaction, pet accommodation, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet ownership, pet policy, pet rules, pet-friendly, PetPals, Respect, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Potions Brewed:	126	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

bizarre fact, curious fact, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbit, fun fact, interesting information, lesser known information, little-known fact, Minecraft, obscure fact, odd fact, offbeat knowledge, outlandish fact, peculiar fact, quirky fact, random fact, smp, strange fact, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, unique knowledge, unusual fact, weird trivia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

comfort food, cravings, crunchy, DELICIOUS, favorite snack, go to, guilty pleasure, hits the spot, hunger fix, indulgence, Munchies, quick bite, SALTY, satisfying, satisfying snack, Savory, Server, snack food, SnackCraft, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, Ultimate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	3104
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!