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Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Magic Items Found:	1331	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

ADD, Bloom, Fancy, Forgot, Semivanilla, smp, Spice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	2542	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	2241	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	9003	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	362	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.