Simp Thread – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

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TrendyTroubles2024 Minecraft SMP

2024 trends, climate change, current events, economic instability, environmental crisis, global concerns, government corruption, healthcare challenges, human rights violations, INEQUALITY, mental health crisis, Minecraft, Misinformation, pandemic response, Political unrest, Public Safety, smp, social justice, societal issues, technological advancements, TrendyTroubles2024, troubling trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server in existence! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of highly trained poultry warriors who protect our land from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that the leader of the Chicken Army is actually a disguised player who can transform into a chicken at will.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further! Join our SMP and prepare yourself for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unforgettable adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our wacky world!

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CraftyChats

CraftyChats

Imagine a world where highly functional normal people of good manners gather to discuss the most pressing issues of our time… like whether llamas or pigs make better pets in Minecraft! Join our server and engage in deep, thought-provoking conversations about the important things in life, like how to build the perfect pixelated castle or why creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t find a more sophisticated group of players anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come on, join us and let’s talk about the real issues that matter in this blocky world!

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TokyoWeaponCache Minecraft Server

archeology, Artifacts, buried, Buried Treasure, Conflict, discovery, Excavation, hidden, historical, investigation, Japan, Military, Minecraft, preservation, School, Server, TOKYO, TokyoWeaponCache, Underground, Wartime, weapons, world war II

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can dig for world war II-era weapons buried underneath a school in tokyo!!! imagine finding a diamond sword next to a rusty old rifle, the possibilities are endless!!!

we have a special event where you can battle it out with your friends using these historic weapons, who will come out on top? will it be the player with the tank or the one with the flamethrower? join now to find out!!!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with rare items scattered throughout the map. you never know what you’ll find, maybe a stack of enchanted golden apples or a potion of invisibility.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the thrill of digging for weapons and finding hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss out on!

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RejuvCraft: Master Regulator Network

aging, Atlas, biological pathways, cell health, cell rejuvenation, cellular function, cellular metabolism, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, cellular rejuvenation atlas, cellular rejuvenation strategies, cellular repair, gene expression, gene networks, Longevity, Master, master regulators, Network, network biology, regulator, RejuvCraft, rejuvenation research, rejuvenation strategies, rejuvenation therapies

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will literally make you feel like you’ve been reborn? Well, look no further than this epic server that will rejuvenate your soul and make you feel like a brand new player!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the depths of network biology to uncover the master regulators of rejuvenation strategies. We’re talking about next-level stuff here, folks. Imagine being able to respawn in real life just like you do in Minecraft. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft legend. They could build like never before, mine like a pro, and PvP like a boss. All thanks to the power of rejuvenation!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got secret potions, enchanted tools, and even magical creatures roaming around the server. Who knows what kind of adventures you’ll embark on when you join us?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of rejuvenation and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Silvermons: Where You Can’t Catch ‘Em All But You Can Try!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Casual players, Catch, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, friendly community, minecraft 1.16.5, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, play.silvermons.com, Player Gyms, server ip, Silvermons

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with fair gameplay for all players.
What kind of progression system does Silvermons have?	Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, Silvermons hosts fun events for players to enjoy.

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, controversy, discrimination, employment, equality, FAGGOT, FIRED, HR, Job, LGBTQ, Management, Minecraft, Professionalism, Server, Termination, Workplace

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Devyat North Section, don quixote, download links, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Noon of Violet, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Red Eyes & Penitence Ryōshū, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Solemn Lament Gregor, Solemn Lament Yi Sang, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgis Night

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

Join us for the upcoming extraction event where we’ll be taking on the infamous [ Don Quixote ] ID & E.G.O. Why? Because why not! Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll get from that!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

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HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

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WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

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